Get Pink Cupcakes

CUSTOMER REVIEW



Brilliant season opener! Ryan Murphy's flair for humanizing grotesque beauty never disappoints. I was delightfully surprised by all of the subtle humor in this episode (read: the milkman and the rolling pin; the housewife pulling on her sweater with a satisfied and baffled grin). I hope we can we expect more levity like this throughout the season. I know he was trying to make Elsa look pathetic in the next to last scene with that gawd-awful garish blue eyeshadow, but it hardly dims her dazzling star. The closing scene did what the eyeshadow couldn't -- and it did so with aplomb! Jessica is the epitome of perfection as always. Her sour little kraut is spot-on fading elegance and I cannot wait to be indulged with her backstory. Beautiful, brazen, and fiercely loyal to her troupe. Who could ask for anything more? What's up with Kathy Bates' accent for Mrs. Darling? I can't place it, but it quickly endears her to the viewer. Nice move, Mr. Murphy. Sarah Paulson pulls off pure genius as Dot and Bette. Oh my stars, was she amazing! I sense a big ol' Emmy for this dazzling duo. Waiting on pins and needles for the coming attractions in this sleepy little hamlet of Jupiter. Six days and counting. . .